Two Fat Ladies

Two Fat Ladies
Format Cooking
Starring Clarissa Dickson Wright
Jennifer Paterson
Country of origin United Kingdom
No. of series 4
No. of episodes 24
Production
Running time 30 minutes
Broadcast
Original channel BBC2
Original run 9 October 1996 – 28 September 1999

Two Fat Ladies was a BBC Two television cooking programme starring Clarissa Dickson Wright and Jennifer Paterson. It originally ran for four seasons, from 1996 to 1999. The show was produced by the BBC and also appeared on the Food Network in the U.S. and on the Australian Broadcasting Corporation in Australia. It is currently (October 2011) appearing on the Cooking Channel in the U.S.

Contents

Programme

The show centred on Clarissa Dickson Wright and Jennifer Paterson, travelling the United Kingdom and, for one episode, Ireland, on a Triumph Thunderbird motorcycle driven by Paterson. It sported the registration N88 TFL - for Two Fat Ladies and had a Watsonian GP-700 "doublewide" sidecar which was where Wright rode. They travelled to various destinations, such as an army camp or an all-girls' school, where they prepared large meals, often with unusual ingredients. Both ladies were very fond of strong flavours, often using anchovies, garlic, and seasonings quite liberally. The recipes were gleaned from an older time and tradition when rendered fat and drippings, raw eggs, and unpasteurised milk products were commonplace. They emphasised the importance of using fresh ingredients of the very best quality, eschewing supermarkets for farms and roadside markets.

Paterson's uncle, Anthony Bartlett, was a senior aide to the Archbishop of Westminster, and so episodes were filmed at Westminster Cathedral and an Irish convent. While cooking at Westminster Cathedral, Paterson cooked an original dish, Peaches Cardinal Hume.[1] In the same episode, Dickson Wright demonstrated a bubble and squeak recipe[2] which used two ounces of lard, which she insisted is the only fat besides beef dripping that could ever get hot enough to produce the recipe as it should be produced. Similarly, her recipe for buttered spatchcock saw chickens covered with a thick layer of butter, bread and more butter on top of the bread. Recipes such as this led to criticism by some who considered them a bad influence on the British diet.

The ladies had a dislike of vegetarians and both would speak quite disparagingly about them in a humorous way; Paterson once said a vegetable sandwich was "Delicious, despite its vegetarian overtones." In one episode, Paterson explained that although Kedgeree had originally included lentils, a Colonel's maid who brought the dish back to England got rid of all the lentils. The story won cheers of support from Dickson Wright who said, "Hurrah! Get rid of all lentils. You've no idea how randy they make vegetarians." Much like in a standard double act, Dickson Wright often came across as the more sensible partner.

Paterson and Dickson Wright sang their own theme song, and Paterson often burst into song during the show, once introducing Apple Pan Dowdy with a verse from a song by The Andrews Sisters. They revelled in cooking at grand locations, as at Lennoxlove House. Dickson Wright explained how the Duchess of Lennox had left her estate to her nephew, to which Jennifer declared, "That we should have such aunts!"

Personal lives

Both Paterson and Dickson Wright affected unconcern with fat or calories. Paterson also smoked heavily and, at one point, took the opportunity to go out for a cigarette while a dish cooked in the oven. Most episodes ended with her smoking a cigarette and drinking an alcoholic drink. Several times references were made to the fact that Dickson Wright, a recovering alcoholic, no longer drank any alcoholic beverages.

Paterson died of cancer on August 10, 1999, one month after diagnosis. The day before she died, she asked Dickson Wright to bring her a tin of caviar but when Dickson Wright arrived at the hospital, Paterson had died. Dickson Wright said that after Paterson's funeral, she ate the caviar as a tribute.

In popular culture

DVD release

The Two Fat Ladies DVD set was released in the United States in July 2008. The Acorn Media UK set includes a 40-minute BBC tribute to Paterson, biographies of the stars and "six yummo recipes" in a booklet. It contains all 24 episodes across four discs. The show had previously been released in Britain as a Region 2 DVD set.[4]

Episode list

Season 1

Episode Title Location Clarissa's Dishes Jennifer's Dishes Air Date
1 Fish & Shellfish The Shark's Fin Hotel
Mevagissey, Cornwall
  • Crab, corn & coriander fritter
  • Gigot of monkfish rosemarin with anchovies
9 October 1996
2 Meat Westonbirt School
Gloucestershire, South West England
  • Beef à la Will Moreland
  • Chicken breasts with walnut aillade
  • Roast "Hedgehog" (meatloaf)
  • A.N.'s slow shoulder of lamb
16 October 1996
3 Fruits & Vegetables Westminster Cathedral
London
23 October 1996
4 Cakes Hallaton, Leicestershire 30 October 1996
5 Game Lennoxlove House
East Lothian, Scotland
  • Rabbit with anchovies and capers
  • Medallions of venison with blackberries
6 November 1996
6 Food in the Wild Hawkhirst Scout Camp
Kielder Forest, Northumberland
  • Muttachar (spiced eggs)
  • Onion soup with Stilton
  • Trout from the Luau
  • Shooter's sandwich
  • Frittata with tomatoes, onions & basil
13 November 1996

Season 2

Episode Title Location Clarissa's Dishes Jennifer's Dishes Air Date
1 Cocktail Party The Brazilian Embassy
Mayfair, London
  • Blini (with sour cream and caviar)
  • Prawns in mackintoshes (Gambas in gabardinas)
  • Brazilian bean fritters (Acaraje)
  • Portuguese cod cakes (Bolinhos de bacalhau)
  • Devils on horseback
29 September 1997
2 Lunch Vintage motorcycle rally
Hesket, New Market (Lake District)
  • Loin of pork stuffed with cèpes or truffles
  • Chantal's stuffed tomatoes
6 October 1997
3 Picnic Male choir in
Llandudno, North Wales
  • Welsh lamb pie
  • Mitton of pork
13 October 1997
4 Afternoon Tea A cricket match
Warborough, Oxfordshire
  • Queen Alexandra's favourite sandwiches
  • Rigo Jancsi's chocolate slices
  • Gentleman's savoury delights (shortcrust)
  • Fresh fruit tartlets
20 October 1997
5 Breakfast Black Sheep Brewery
Masham, North Yorkshire
  • Devilled kidneys
  • Kedgeree
  • Jugged kippers
27 October 1997
6 Dinner 1st Battalion, The Royal Gurkha Rifles
Aldershot, Queen Elizabeth barracks, Church Crookham
  • Turbot with watercress and pickled walnuts
  • Beef with chestnuts, pears and almonds
  • Coq au vin
  • Stuffed quail with white wine
3 November 1997
Special Christmas Winchester Cathedral Choir
The Pilgrims' School, Winchester Hants
  • Swedish red cabbage
  • Christmas pudding ice cream bombe
  • Mousse of the egg
  • Roast goose with pate and prune stuffing
24 December 1997

Season 3

Episode Title Location Clarissa's Dishes Jennifer's Dishes Air Date
1 Benedictine Nuns Kylemore Abbey
Connemara, Ireland
  • Broad beans with dill
  • Tomato tartlets
  • Lobster and mayonnaise
  • Raspberry and strawberry shortcake
2 September 1998
2 Pony Club The Cotswolds, Gloucestershire 9 September 1998
3 The Cambridge Eight Boat club
Cambridge University
  • Peas with lettuce
  • Cheese and honey pie
16 September 1998
4 Barristers at Lincoln's Inn London
  • Beef in pastry
  • Strawberry Breasts
23 September 1998
5 The Air Race East Fortune Airfield, Scotland
  • Roasted salmon with scallops in a mustard butter sauce
  • Red peppers stuffed with aubergine purée
30 September 1998
6 Lock Keepers Grindley Brook, Shropshire
  • Burnett's Woodcock
  • Quercyan apple cake
7 October 1998
Special A Caribbean Christmas Chukka Cove Polo Club
Good Hope Country House, Jamaica
  • Rice and peas
  • Jerked suckling pig
  • Pumpkin Soup
  • Spiced bun
  • Rum Punch
22 December 1998

Season 4

Episode Title Location Clarissa's Dishes Jennifer's Dishes Air Date
1 Potatoes Galore Jersey
  • Portuguese fish stew
  • Chocolate Pye
  • Boeuf Stroganoff
  • Crème Pierre le Grand (chicken soup)
7 September 1999
2 On Safari Knowsley Safari Park
Merseyside
  • Devilled Poussin
  • Chillis stuffed with goat cheese, and tomato salsa
  • Lamb in filo pastry
  • Apple pandowdy
14 September 1999
3 Timber! Ardnamurchan peninsula
Scottish Highlands
  • Watercress mousse
  • Trout baked in sea salt with beurre blanc sauce
  • Poule au pot
  • Grilled peaches and cream
21 September 1999
4 A Day at the Races Floors Castle, Kelso
St. Abbs, Northumberland
  • Green beans with Roman mustard
  • Barmbrack with rhubarb
  • Hot buttered crab
  • Stuffed baked codfish with a tomato sauce
28 September 1999

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